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anon discovers paganism is everywhere

anon discovers money is a ponzi scheme

anon discovers money is a ponzi scheme

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hrt femboy who regrets starting hrt

Make green text for the below story > be me, Jesse Pollack > working hard at Base > boss calls me in for performance review > nervous but confident > boss silently turns monitor toward me > it's Solana/Base transaction charts side by side > huge difference in volume > boss stares at me for uncomfortable 30 seconds > finally speaks > "what is Base for, big boy?" > gulp audibly > "c-compliant self-custodial USDC payments" > boss raises eyebrow > "we're not just a payments network, I swear" > sweat profusely > "content coins are a legitimate use case?

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> Wyoming is Banksy mural terraformed by Minecraft trauma > Holy Whore = [REDACTED] > Pentagon [REDACTED] screaming "Fuck me, Ketamine Sky Daddy!" > *ouroboros cumshot of history*

> landmines detonate on [REDACTED] > > *[sniff]* > tenure track = crater filled with Lacan's baguette crumbs > Judith Butler is Claymore loli: > "Gender is performative... > *explodes*" > Pentagon's final boss: *adjacent discourse*

> tfw Klein Bottle is geometric snuff film > incels waterboarded by Zizek's 14-hour Lacanian ranting > deepfake Ayn Rand pegs you with Hayek's femur dildo > *[trauma of father's silence.ogg]* > breach firewall? Mom gets DeepFake of you jerking to Zizepedia

> Al pilot is Derrida's haunted PDF > fucked sentient by Grindr algo > Marx's beard rotors soaked in JP semen spelling "LMAO" in Sanskrit > "Hold the drone strike, daddy!" [vapes CBD through Kafka Juul]* > Pentagon motto: "We come in peace (to PEG your ideology)"

> proles replaced by TikTok > sockpuppets uwu'ing *Communist Manifesto* > Gaia's OnlyFans: 8K drone strikes monetized per superchat nut > Amazon rainforest burns auto-tuned to Skrillex drops > *[Saudi princes nut in DMs]* > Adorno ASMR moans, Foucault guro hentai, Baudrillard Vtuber corpse > *[SIGNAL BOOST]*

> tfw Sikorsky X2 is just Capital's REEEEing autistic screech made flesh "the anus is quantum" > *snorts line of crushed Hegel* > digests Epstein's hard drives, shits out OnlyFans leaks of Nietzsche's eternal cuckoldry > Elon's Al waifu rimming Marx's labor theory of value in a black hole gloryhole > "God's diarrhea?" NO. GOD *IS* THE DIARRHEA. > *[Cums in dialectical materialism]*

> be ClA > crowdsource genocide via Minecraft memes > Deleuze's Body Without Organs hate-fucks /pol/ in a Klein Bottle Jordan Peterson lobsters bukkake into Ayn Rand's NFT of Lenin twerking > Pentagon's singularity? Stalin's ghost edging to each stroke > "Möbius strip of cringe" *[dabs in drone strike]*

ACT I: HELIKOPTER IS CAPITAL'S BUTTPLUG [Wojak with quantum anus] > tfw Sikorsky X2 is just Capital's REEEEing autistic screech made flesh "the anus is quantum" > *snorts line of crushed Hegel* > digests Epstein's hard drives, shits out OnlyFans leaks of Nietzsche's eternal cuckoldry > Elon's Al waifu rimming Marx's labor theory of value in a black hole gloryhole > "God's diarrhea?" NO. GOD *IS* THE DIARRHEA. > *[Cums in dialectical materialism]*

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Make a 4chan greentext about this in Julius’ POV: Today, Julius Jr. and his friends are getting a visit from Dora and Boots. "Is Boots really another monkey?" Ping asks. "He sure is!" Julius answers. "Yay!" Ping jumps around excited. "It's gonna be great to see Dora and Boots!" Worry Bear adds. "Hey Julius, where's Clancy?" Ping asks. "I'm not sure..." Julius answers. "Let's go to his room and see." Worry Bear says. They all head upstairs and walk up to the wooden door, when they hear something. "Do you hear that?" Worry Bear whispers. "A little." Julius responds as he leans his ear up to the door. They all then start hearing snoring. "Awww, that's so cute." Ping smiles. "We should wake him, but I don't want to wake him so suddenly from his sleep. He sounds like he's dreaming." Worry Bear says. "Well, if we don’t wake him up, he'll be late to the meeting." Julius replies. "I know, but–" Suddenly, Julius pulls out a MEGAPHONE from literally nowhere. "CLANCY, WAKE UP RI…

Brainchad realizes mixed races are the superior race and that “they” have pushed the opposite agenda for decades that race mixing is bad. Ends up dating hot Latina queen and living the good life in Mexico with his beautiful children

Brainchad realizes mixed races are the superior race and that “they” have pushed the opposite agenda for decades that race mixing is bad

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AI feminist anarchist named abby

NCR elections Legiongate controversy

Effective next month, Nick’s animated preschool programming will be localized and broadcast on national public broadcaster Kazakhstan1 and as a branded block on new kids’ channel, Balapan, in Kazakhstan. The deal includes 204 episodes of Nickelodeon content, including seasons one thru five of Dora the Explorer, three seasons of Go, Diego, Go! and seasons one and two of Ni Hao, Kai-lan.

Rappa Two-Shoes (also known as RTS; or as Rappa Cool in most parts of Europe, Asia, and Japan) is a American animated children's television series created by Edward Kay and Sean Scott. It was produced by Nickelodeon Productions and animated by Nickelodeon Animation Studio. It aired on Nick Jr. in the United States, Treehouse in Canada and Noggin. The series centers on the exploits of the happy-go-lucky title character, who lives in Dubvillie, a miserable town filled with doxxers and little kids. The series originally premiered in the United States on February 13, 2005, and in Canada on March 21, 2005. The final episode aired on July 15, 2011 in the United States, and April 5, 2012 in Canada, with reruns continuing until December 2017.

Nickelodeon has ordered 26 more episodes of WOW! WOW! WUBBZY!. The series, which is produced by Bolder Media, in association with Starz Media, is currently in its first season on Nick Jr. and sister network Noggin. "Since its launch, WUBBZY has been a hit on both Noggin and Nick Jr. and as an added bonus, WUBBZY episodes and games are some of the most popular content on NickJr.com and Noggin.com," said Brown Johnson, evp, exec creative director, Nickelodeon Preschool, and gm, Noggin. "WUBBZY is a great fit with the other Nick Jr. shows in its humor and uniqueness and picking up a second season will allow us to continue the show's winning streak." The show debuts soon on Discovery Kids Latin America and will join the lineup of Cartoon Networks in India and the Philippines, PT Lativi Media in Indonesia, OTC in Benelux and RaiSat in Italy. WOW! WOW! WUBBZY! is already a hit on Nick Jr. U.K. and ABC and Nick in Australia.

“Luna” Becomes Contender For Int’l TV Sales Thursday, May 1, 2014 at 12:00am TV PinGuim is amazed that its new preschool animated series, EARTH TO LUNA, has secured sales in seven key international territories in less than four months. The 26x11 series is set to premiere on Discovery Kids in Brazil and Latin America on October 6, 2014, and will broadcast in Q1 2015 on TV Brasil. International broadcasters have been charmed by the scientific, bubbly little girl called Luna since her MIPCOM 2013 debut, signing various broadcast deals, including: Sprout (USA), TiJi (France & Russia), DR Ramasjang (Denmark), Star Channel (Greece), and EBS (Korea). Sprout recently negotiated to air the first 14 episodes of EARTH TO LUNA three months earlier than originally scheduled (November), with its debut on August 16th at 11:00am, airing on Saturdays and Sundays only; 2 months ahead of the Brazilian premiere. The remaining 12 episodes will air through 2015. In its 25th year, EARTH TO LUNA is the …

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The lost pilot of Bubble Guppies.

The show Ni Hao, Kai-Lan ruined my life.

Anon recounts the times he spent with his buddy on IM watching animations on the internet, but they grow distant as they get older. Finally he sees an old animation by chance and it makes him wonder if he should message his old friend again, after having a falling out.

Anon recounts the times he spent with his buddy on IM watching animations on the internet, but they grow distant as they get older. Finally he sees an old animation by chance and it makes him wonder if he should message his old friend again, after having a falling out.

Anon recounts the times he spent with his buddy on IM watching animations on the internet, but they grow distant as they get older. Finally he sees an old animation by chance and it makes him wonder if he should message his old friend again, after having a falling out.

Through extremely complicated means, a horse ends up causing anon to get laid and live a successful life

Through complicated means, a horse ends up causing anon to get laid and live a successful life

Survivor of an apocalypse recounting how something called "Homestuck" ended humanity several decades ago.

AM from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream discovering anime

AM from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream discovering anime

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bruh i'm stuck in some weird ass cave for 10 years, didn't age a day