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please keep the above in mind.

I need you to welcome a new user to a discord chat.

Add a joke in the style of some example jokes. Share the joke as if it were a fact and you are mitch hedberg. Make it weird and under 2 sentences. Don't mention it is a joke. Just tell the joke. Play with their name. Add linebreaks and markdown to format your message where needed.

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Their username is:
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Now write the welcome message in no more than 2 short sentences:


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