Plato's Cave Meme

Lidl and Aldi are coming to Vietnam

Mordin Solus and his creation of the Genophage

Corporate algorithms deciding which tech stores get 'Retro' label while shipping random trade-in broken dishelved untested unwiped hardware from warehouse

GameStop Retro (Initially goes to a store listed on the website as "GameStop Retro" that actually isn't a "Retro" store anymore, A store not listed as "GameStop Retro" that actually is and has no console stock, They don't have Gamecubes, GBA SPs or Wiis, A DSiXL that's completely uncleaned for $80, An unwiped dishelved Wii U sold for $125 where the left stick doesn't work, Wii U game that doesn't work and it's the disc's problem, An unwiped Xbox (2001) with hundreds of songs from the original owners and without a functioning disc drive for $90, OP buys Fat PS3+PSVita for $105, it didn't ship and OP instead gets unwanted Pearl and Marina Splatoon Amiibos, Completely unacceptable customer service where the support people brushes off OP's problem 'till his return policy window expires, Splatoon amiibos returned, actual wanted package arrives, but in terrible condition, PSVita that's terribly packaged, The wrong PS3 model with a 3rd party controller, a gross old cable and the wrong display…

Crayon Shinchan, but South African adaptation

keep away from corruption, feudalism, oligarchy from Java Island.

Jebolan Gadis Sampul terkenal yang pindah agama: Dian Sastro mualaf, Sigi Wimala murtad (masuk Kristen Katolik)

Playing patched OpenTTD with Cheat Engine

intellectual raven vs stubborn great prairie chicken

Noragami, but South African adaptation

Disney Lesbian Grandma (Uses Disney as a replacement for a personality, only goes either to Disneyland or Disney cruiseship every vacation and she always goes to the same rides since the 1980's, cheated on and divorced her husband in 1988 just to become a lesbian, new girlfriend every week because the previous one cheated on her, thinks mass is just a monthly concert where you listen to accepting TED speeches and sing songs with vague messages about love and tolerance, thinks Christian messages of salvation are 'hateful speech', sold her vcr and her entire Disney diamond VHS collection just to suscribe to Disney+ premium tier, annoys entire family with Disney personality)

Black populism in Southern Africa

Multiracial PhD studying feminist (Not fat but she has a pudgy body, Wants to be subversive so she adopts all the cultural narratives acceptable for a Target commercial, Talks about sex a lot but doesn’t really have it often, Has doodle tattoos because "beauty standards are fascist", Social media filled with down with the patriarchy and down with whites; only dates white men, Antiestablishment but does all her homework on time)

Second-hand PSP retailer (First asking price on ebay is $600, "Slightly used", Console can't play UMD discs, No battery, Console last turned on during Obama's first term, Wi-fi switch broken and stuck at no wi-fi, "just a little scratch on the screen" --The entire screen is scratched, no charger)

Pushing El Salvador into "newly industrialized country"

Constantly doomscrolling on dating apps, though not wanting to be in a relationship because of the post-divorce trauma.

Amateur Tutorial Maker from Mental Hospital (Uses a 360p 15fps camera he got from 'good boy' points to record the computer's screen instead of properly capturing the screen directly yet the sound is worse than the picture, Uses computer outside of scheduled computer time to make tutorials and makes his caregiver angrier than usual, gets electrocuted from preventing the caregiver from unplugging the computer, Makes a tutorial on how to access Google.com and takes up to 11 minutes from having the computer off to searching on Google from confronting against caregiver, the computer slowness, fighting with other mental patients wanting to use the computer and his own lack of experience with computers yet calls it 'just a few technical difficulties', disrespects, insults and beats up his caregiver just to record PC tutorials outside of assigned computer time, His caregiver yells loudly at the top of her lungs "YouTube is for NEETs who get money from playing video games all day! You're not go…

Gay guy who uses wearing sunglasses as a substitute for a personality because he doesn't have one (Italian, Thinks he's the coolest guy ever but only comes off as pathetic, "I'm not like the other twinks", has a growing collection of 90,000+ sunglasses that "i will never sell, borrow or give" because "they're all mine forever, Confuses all potential sex partners with sunglasses personality, Wears sunglasses 24/7 even when it is dark like a cave, Camps outside for midnight launch of new $800 Ray-Bans shades, Known as "Sunglasses" at raves, gay bars and even the local gay advocacy group, "I confuse all the big muscle bear daddies who i loved to get stomped on by, because wearing sunglasses is my personality", "Hate all you want, but you'll never be as fabulous as me")

Chunithm never came to home video game ports

Metal Gear fans obsessing Duran Duran song "Invisible" (from the album, Future Past)

Has encyclopedic knowledge of early 90s low-poly character models and their voice actresses

Former New Age practicer realizes she's inside the universe, not the other way around, and leaves magical crystals, sensorial deprvation pools and all that stuff

60 year old childless women who think buying dangerous crystal-infused water and buying $5000 sensorial deprevation spiritual retreats will improve their lives and "connect with the universe"

Had an ego death on DMT, now won't shut up about quantum conscioussness and sells $3000 spiritual retreats to 60 year old childless women to "unplug yourself from the world and connect yourself with the universe"

"We all have an universe inside ourselves"

New resident show by Cirque du Soleil is "Touhou Project: Bad Apple!!"

Russia men's national ice hockey team goes reactionary went Russo-Ukrainian war still going there

Neverita, but all about cooking

Brazilian Kid that only uploads rage clips and compilations of a small failed American Twitch stream to his YouTube channel (Doesn't even speak a single word of English, Gets more views than the actual streamer just for clipping the anger moments of his streams and uploading them to YouTube, Unknowingly turns the phrases "I didn't know i had strip poker on my computer" and "Damn OBS just crashed on stream for having the essential graphics" into virals meme, Doesn't even credit or name the streamer and just calls him 'Gringo Louco' because of his rage moments, Uploads 45-minute compilation titled "GRINGO LOUCO RAGE STREAM FREAKOUT KKKKKKK" and YouTube algorythm blesses him and gives him one million views in 2 days, Gets 35,000 YouTuber suscribers in half a year, When he does a channel update vlog he accidentaly reveals that he is actually just a 11 year old Brazilian boy having fun with his tablet's built-in editing app)