WOJAK MEME ANYONE

Eating soy and driving an inferior GMT800

The “longevity maxxing moto crasher” this guy Josh, who is dating a polish girlfriend who probably wants a green card, got in really bad motorcycle accident and broke every bone in his body, smiled the whole time, always talking about his dietary restrictions, no seed oils, “btw that milk has seed oils in it!”, startup bro, younger brother syndrome

standard sad wojack my face and include rimmless round glasses and my facial features and birth mark

standard sad wojack my face and include rimmless round glasses and my facial features\

Make him point at the moth in the centre of the frame

is chinese. Simping over the same korean girl for a decade. spends all his money on cashmere sweaters . doesn't plan to live past 40. toxic alcoholic.

is chinese but obsessed with korean culture. Simping over the same girl for a decade. spends all his money on luxury sweaters. doesn't plan to live past 40. toxic alcoholic.

work from home san francisco software engineer who's doing a healthcare startup even though he's never worked or been in the healthcare industry. Has no money but keeps buying patagonia. Thinks he's unique but is a bay area software engineer and his whole personality is rock climbing. Wasian but looks white and has an asian girlfriend.

chinese, greedy, useless project manager, makes more money than his friends but never pays for anything, hates fat people, obsesseed with money, obsessed with self improvement

muslim who hates his muslim family, cheats ramadan, mysoginist, been in college for like a decade, incel, racist

stoic, misogynist, gym bro, barefoot runner, loves pre ww2 germany

nazi, stoic, mysoginist, mechanical engineer, gym bro, barefoot runner