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Person who randomly texts their family members "put an egg in it!" For no reason randomly throughout the entire day at random times of day with no context and literally for no reason
Gun guys that only buy very expensive firearms and take photos of them and argue online about why they are superior to other manufacturers
The legendary coach, who, as an old man, returns to his club to retire, where he won everything, is forced to postpone his retirement permanently, because the club decided to go into debt on projects worth 700 million euros that not even Real Madrid would have done five years ago and therefore remained in 9th place for two years in a row. And he's forced to work in 2050, even though he just wants to retire and relax and sunbathe with twinks.
The legendary coach, who, as an old man, returns to his club to retire, where he won everything, is forced to postpone his retirement permanently, because the club decided to go into debt on projects worth 700 million euros that not even Real Madrid would do. And he is forced to work, even though he only wants to retire.
Conservatives. For thinking that Joseph Stalin and Vladimir Lenin’s Russia and their war machines the USSR and the Warsaw Pact is the ideal representation of Left-Wing Progressive Principles like the rights of the individual, liberty, consent of the governed, political equality, the right to private property, and equality before the law instead of leaders like Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Harry Truman, Clement Attlee, Lyndon Baines Johnson, Jacob Javits, Paul Howard Douglas, Charles Mathias, William J. Fulbright, George Marshall, Wayne Lyman Morse, and George McGovern.
Rand Paul. For thinking that Joseph Stalin and Vladimir Lenin’s Russia and their war machines the USSR and the Warsaw Pact is the ideal representation of Left-Wing Progressive Principles like the rights of the individual, liberty, consent of the governed, political equality, the right to private property, and equality before the law.
Adam Smith. Make him sound awesome, anti-establishment, badass, and cool like a Left-Wing Pro-Working Class gigachad Progressive Populist.
Daniel Penny. For killing Jordan Neely. On May 1, 2023, in New York City, Jordan Neely, a 30-year-old homeless American man, was killed after being put in a chokehold by Daniel Penny, a 24-year-old United States Marine Corps veteran while riding the New York City subway. Neely, who was reportedly agitated and threatening passengers, was subdued by Penny, leading to his death. Penny was found not guilty of criminally negligent homicide, and a charge of second-degree manslaughter was dismissed. Neely's death prompted protests and a broader debate around Penny's actions and Neely's circumstances. Emphasize how he is more like Major Force from DC Comics as a real life Conservative supervillain. Say Major Force from DC Comics full name.
Daniel Penny. For killing Jordan Neely. On May 1, 2023, in New York City, Jordan Neely, a 30-year-old homeless American man, was killed after being put in a chokehold by Daniel Penny, a 24-year-old United States Marine Corps veteran while riding the New York City subway. Neely, who was reportedly agitated and threatening passengers, was subdued by Penny, leading to his death. Penny was found not guilty of criminally negligent homicide, and a charge of second-degree manslaughter was dismissed. Neely's death prompted protests and a broader debate around Penny's actions and Neely's circumstances. Emphasize how he is more like Major Force from DC Comics as a real life Conservative supervillain.