OMG 🔍🔍🔍 y'all won't BELIEVE 😱😱😱 what I just realized about Scooby-Doo and the LOCH NESS MONSTER!!! 🐉🐉🐉 Like, first of all, WHY IS NO ONE TALKING about how Nessie is basically just a LONG NECK BOI 🦕🦕🦕 swimming around in SOUP ⛰️💦💦
And don't even get me STARTED on how the gang just HAPPENS 🤪🤪🤪 to find the monster in like TWO DAYS when scientists have been looking for CENTURIES?!?! ZOINKS! 😤😤😤
ALSO ALSO ALSO why is Shaggy wearing a KILT 👗👗👗 in Scotland but still eating American sandwiches?!? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE 🥪🥪🥪 The CULTURAL APPROPRIATION of sandwich eating I CANNOT 😫😫😫
And let's be REAL here - if Velma's glasses can survive everything else, how come they get foggy in Scottish mist?!? 👓👓👓 THE PLOT HOLES
OKAY LISTEN UP YOU BANANA-BRAINED PRIMATES 🍌🧠🐒🐒🐒 The BIG BAD GORILLA 🦍🦍🦍 is HANGRY 😡🍽️😡🍽️😡 and he's got a FACE-EATING FETISH 👅👄👅👄 for anyone with the MOST GORILLA POINTS™️™️™️ So y'all are trying to be RULE-BREAKING BAD BOYS 😈😈😈 thinking you're SO CLEVER 🧠💡🧠💡 spamming like it's gonna save your PRECIOUS MUGS 🐵🙈🙉🙊
BUT GUESS WHAT??? 🚨🚨🚨 Mr. HAIRY and SCARY 🦍💪🦍💪 is getting REAL TIRED 😴😴😴 of your MONKEY BUSINESS 🐒💼🐒💼 He's about to go BANANAS 🍌🍌🍌 and not in a good way 🙅♂️🙅♂️🙅
🎭👀 Looks like Trump 🍊👱♂️ DODGED 💃💃 a BULLET 🔫🔫🔫 faster than he dodges taxes! 💸💸💸 Talk about a CLOSE SHAVE 🪒🪒🪒 - his hair 💇♂️💇♂️💇♂️ probably hasn't been that RUFFLED since his last WINDY 💨💨💨 golf ⛳⛳⛳ outing!
Mae West might say, "Is that a GUN 🔫🔫 in your pocket 👖👖👖, or are you just HAPPY 😃😃😃 to see me MISS? 🎯
