American Uncle Sam Poster Maker

A bald taekwondo master from Ireland

Create a poster that mimics the famous "Uncle Sam" recruitment poster style, but instead of Uncle Sam, feature Steve Ballmer's face. He should be pointing directly at the viewer, just like Uncle Sam, with a serious and intense expression. The background should be a vintage, patriotic theme with stars and stripes. The text at the bottom should read, "I WANT YOU for the DEVELOPERS!" in bold, capitalized letters, using a font similar to the original Uncle Sam poster. Ensure that the colors are muted, with a classic red, white, and blue palette to maintain the retro feel. The overall style should blend a bit of caricature with realism to capture Steve Ballmer's dynamic energy.

"SAD CATS", uncle sam has a cat head

it says "SAD CATS", uncle sam is a skeleton