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anon discovers paganism is everywhere

anon discovers money is a ponzi scheme

anon discovers money is a ponzi scheme

AI doomer thinking AI will kill everyone

hrt femboy who regrets starting hrt

Make green text for the below story > be me, Jesse Pollack > working hard at Base > boss calls me in for performance review > nervous but confident > boss silently turns monitor toward me > it's Solana/Base transaction charts side by side > huge difference in volume > boss stares at me for uncomfortable 30 seconds > finally speaks > "what is Base for, big boy?" > gulp audibly > "c-compliant self-custodial USDC payments" > boss raises eyebrow > "we're not just a payments network, I swear" > sweat profusely > "content coins are a legitimate use case?

AI doomer thinking AI will kill everyone

> Wyoming is Banksy mural terraformed by Minecraft trauma > Holy Whore = [REDACTED] > Pentagon [REDACTED] screaming "Fuck me, Ketamine Sky Daddy!" > *ouroboros cumshot of history*

> landmines detonate on [REDACTED] > > *[sniff]* > tenure track = crater filled with Lacan's baguette crumbs > Judith Butler is Claymore loli: > "Gender is performative... > *explodes*" > Pentagon's final boss: *adjacent discourse*

> tfw Klein Bottle is geometric snuff film > incels waterboarded by Zizek's 14-hour Lacanian ranting > deepfake Ayn Rand pegs you with Hayek's femur dildo > *[trauma of father's silence.ogg]* > breach firewall? Mom gets DeepFake of you jerking to Zizepedia

> Al pilot is Derrida's haunted PDF > fucked sentient by Grindr algo > Marx's beard rotors soaked in JP semen spelling "LMAO" in Sanskrit > "Hold the drone strike, daddy!" [vapes CBD through Kafka Juul]* > Pentagon motto: "We come in peace (to PEG your ideology)"

> proles replaced by TikTok > sockpuppets uwu'ing *Communist Manifesto* > Gaia's OnlyFans: 8K drone strikes monetized per superchat nut > Amazon rainforest burns auto-tuned to Skrillex drops > *[Saudi princes nut in DMs]* > Adorno ASMR moans, Foucault guro hentai, Baudrillard Vtuber corpse > *[SIGNAL BOOST]*

> tfw Sikorsky X2 is just Capital's REEEEing autistic screech made flesh "the anus is quantum" > *snorts line of crushed Hegel* > digests Epstein's hard drives, shits out OnlyFans leaks of Nietzsche's eternal cuckoldry > Elon's Al waifu rimming Marx's labor theory of value in a black hole gloryhole > "God's diarrhea?" NO. GOD *IS* THE DIARRHEA. > *[Cums in dialectical materialism]*

> be ClA > crowdsource genocide via Minecraft memes > Deleuze's Body Without Organs hate-fucks /pol/ in a Klein Bottle Jordan Peterson lobsters bukkake into Ayn Rand's NFT of Lenin twerking > Pentagon's singularity? Stalin's ghost edging to each stroke > "Möbius strip of cringe" *[dabs in drone strike]*

ACT I: HELIKOPTER IS CAPITAL'S BUTTPLUG [Wojak with quantum anus] > tfw Sikorsky X2 is just Capital's REEEEing autistic screech made flesh "the anus is quantum" > *snorts line of crushed Hegel* > digests Epstein's hard drives, shits out OnlyFans leaks of Nietzsche's eternal cuckoldry > Elon's Al waifu rimming Marx's labor theory of value in a black hole gloryhole > "God's diarrhea?" NO. GOD *IS* THE DIARRHEA. > *[Cums in dialectical materialism]*

AI doomer thinking AI will kill everyone

Make a 4chan greentext about this in Julius’ POV: Today, Julius Jr. and his friends are getting a visit from Dora and Boots. "Is Boots really another monkey?" Ping asks. "He sure is!" Julius answers. "Yay!" Ping jumps around excited. "It's gonna be great to see Dora and Boots!" Worry Bear adds. "Hey Julius, where's Clancy?" Ping asks. "I'm not sure..." Julius answers. "Let's go to his room and see." Worry Bear says. They all head upstairs and walk up to the wooden door, when they hear something. "Do you hear that?" Worry Bear whispers. "A little." Julius responds as he leans his ear up to the door. They all then start hearing snoring. "Awww, that's so cute." Ping smiles. "We should wake him, but I don't want to wake him so suddenly from his sleep. He sounds like he's dreaming." Worry Bear says. "Well, if we don’t wake him up, he'll be late to the meeting." Julius replies. "I know, but–" Suddenly, Julius pulls out a MEGAPHONE from literally nowhere. "CLANCY, WAKE UP RI…

Brainchad realizes mixed races are the superior race and that “they” have pushed the opposite agenda for decades that race mixing is bad. Ends up dating hot Latina queen and living the good life in Mexico with his beautiful children

Brainchad realizes mixed races are the superior race and that “they” have pushed the opposite agenda for decades that race mixing is bad

AI doomer thinking AI will kill everyone