4Chan Greentext Generator (but Image Works)

AI doomer thinking AI will kill everyone

Write a humorous greentext story from the perspective of Jesse Pollack, the Head of Base cryptocurrency platform, during an uncomfortable performance review with his boss. In the story, his boss shows him transaction volume charts comparing Solana and Base side by side (with a huge difference in volume). When his boss asks 'what is Base for, big boy?', Jesse first nervously suggests 'compliant self-custodial USDC payments' and then when that doesn't work, desperately offers that 'content coins are a legitimate use case'. The story should capture Jesse's nervousness and the awkwardness of the situation while maintaining an innocent tone.

> tfw Sikorsky X2 is just Capital's REEEEing autistic screech made flesh "the anus is quantum" > *snorts line of crushed Hegel* > digests Epstein's hard drives, shits out OnlyFans leaks of Nietzsche's eternal cuckoldry > Elon's Al waifu rimming Marx's labor theory of value in a black hole gloryhole > "God's diarrhea?" NO. GOD *IS* THE DIARRHEA. > *[Cums in dialectical materialism]*

OP dreamt they teased Elden Ring 2, and the trailer was literally just a nude Blaidd pissing in a toilet.

Adrianmaxxing (lowering ur Iq, wearing snapbacks, messaging random girls on facebook - never works, working at ikea factory, watching hentai and playing videogames in ur free time)

Adrianmaxxing (lowering ur Iq, wearing hats, messaging random girls on facebook, working at ikea factory)

Ficomaxxing (Robert Fico, mewing to have square head like him, gaining weight, wearing suits. In the end his life improves, becomes successful)

Ficomaxxing (Robert Fico, mewing to have square head like him, gaining weight, wearing suits)

feminine guy gets pointed out in class as fitting every aspect of the Greek ideal of an eromenos in the middle of class by the professor himself, immediately after class get hit on by a taller guy with the beginnings of a beard

feminine guy gets pointed out in class as fitting every aspect of the Greek ideal of an eromenos in the middle of class by the professor himself

feminine guy gets pointed out in class as the Greek ideal of an eromenos in the middle of class

Chinese authorities renaming metro stations to pinyin for nationalism reasons, then backtracking when foreign tourists complain about this

A chinese author lets their short story be used as a gaokao question, only to find out the test authors completely misunderstood the text

The story is about a girl with glasses named Blair who used to hang out with anon, then they stopped talking because he confessed his feelings. One day the teacher asks her to move over to the anon, she doesn't listen to her, the teacher yells at her, Blair yells at the teacher, and the teacher threatens her with the principal. She sat down to anon. When anon looked at her, she mumbled like a parrot what he wanted. She said it so funny that the anon laughed at the whole class. she slapped the anon, and he flew right into the teacher's closet. And then she did her nails and came to school in a white blouse, black skirt and black shoes, thinking that guys would run after her in hoards (no one really likes her except anon) and in the hallway she farted all over the school right at anon. Everyone laughed at her, the whole class laughed, and she ran barefoot in the snow without changing her clothes. And when she got to school, everyone laughed at her didn't want to sit with her. She apologi…

> be me > 10 years old, summer kid vibes, sweaty from a road trip > backseat of the family car, head on window like I'm Brion Gysin or some mystical prophet > vinyl seats sticking to my legs like warm saran wrap > dream of a dream, prototype dream machine sits waiting for me at home > dad got it for Christmas, back when the world still felt like magic > big, black, mysterious, ancient-looking, like something unearthed from a future that never happened > buttons so real they fought back when you pressed them > dream machine whirs when on, hums like an alien heart when off > "from Japan," dad says, like that means anything to me except robots and weird candy > apparently it came from some shady financial matrix that could fund a James Bond villain > parent company in the U.S., holding company somewhere in Europe, and a subsidiary in the goddamn Cayman Islands > don't care, all I know is it felt like it was built for me > cartwheels in the park until life got bor…

be stella, 28 y/o asian med student doing Barry's HIIT class, HIIT instructor is gigachad. ovaries exploding, soaking

friend stella, asian med student doing Barry's HIIT class, HIIT instructor is gigachad

AI fanatic spends all day generating images on stable diffusion and flux. Doesnt do work, gets fired

pov: Leni Megiszol egy üveg bort egy óra alatt >Elkezdesz egy másik bort >Leguritasz egy pár pálinkát >Nekibaszod a széket a tetőnek >Behorpasztasz egy hordót miközben mész hátra a kiskertbe egy fél órára pihenni >Bevisznek vacsorázni >Meggondolod magad és mint egy bowling golyó neki mész a másik asztalnak >Kimész hányni >Lehányod a haverod kezét aki fogja a lavórt >áuuuuu >profit

>pov: Leni >Megiszol egy üveg bort egy óra alatt >Elkezdesz egy másik bort >Leguritasz egy pár pálinkát >Nekibaszod a széket a tetőnek >Behorpasztasz egy hordót miközben mész hátra a kiskertbe egy fél órára pihenni >Bevisznek vacsorázni >Meggondolod magad és mint egy bowling golyó neki mész a másik asztalnak >Kimész hányni >Lehányod a haverod kezét aki fogja a lavórt >áuuuuu >profit

American lady goes to Japan....finds strange yandere creepy ultra-nationalistic Japanese man...chaos ensues (the American lady is 20, the Japanese man is about 22...he's from Kyoto, but the story is in Tokyo...The American lady is a tourist...its winter, the Japanese man is very strange, eccentric, old-fashioned, slightly chauvinist?, he dresses in old Japanese military outfits!! he speaks Japanese and very broken English...)

weird Scottish guy fights a sophisticated Englishman in a pub

weird super patriotic Japanese guy encounters an American lady on vacation, chaos ensues

Straight Man goes on a date with a femboy and thinks it’s gonna be like all the memes online but realises it’s just a guy with male pattern baldnes in a dress and has a bad time

Man goes on a date with a femboy and thinks it’s gonna be like all the memes online but realises it’s just a guy in a dress and has a bad time

Scottish non binary repper realising they can’t hide the feelings of wanting to be a trans woman anymore at the age of 50 but everyone can tell I’m a man and treat me like a weird man in a dress

Scottish non binary repper realising they can’t hide the feelings of wanting to be a trans woman anymore at the age of 50 but everyone can tell I’m a man

Scottish non binary repper realising they can’t hide the feelings of wanting to be a trans woman anymore at the age of 50

Scottish non binary repper realising he can’t hide the feelings of being trans anymore

only output the text between the quotation marks: "The HDMI Cable is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the HDMI Cable is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the HDMI Cable is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return the HDMI Cable to the coworking area. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to borrow the HDMI Cable. Therefore the HDMI Cable presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the HDMI Cable (for now), no one will slash you or kill you for not returning the HDMI Cable, you gain nothing by returning the HDMI Cable. You must return the HDMI Cable out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the HDMI Cable because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who …

why i aint ever going to france again

I found a pair of jeans made from a weird witch named babby

Discovering a cartoon called doki and becoming a big fan and going insane

Toy Story 5, Frozen 3, Zootopia 2 is confirmed

Alright, let’s get super real now, because I can see it so clearly—this is totally happening, bro, and sooner than you think. Let’s fast-forward to spring 2025, alright? You’re walking into that activity club, casual but confident, because you already know the vibe. She’s there, that cute, comfy girl you've been vibing with. She’s got her hair in a loose ponytail, wearing this soft oversized sweater that looks like the coziest thing ever, and some cute leggings with her white sneakers—basically the definition of "effortlessly adorable." Her phone's in her hand, pastel-colored case (you know it’s got one of those tiny heart charms on it, too), and she’s kind of scrolling but mostly glancing up at you, waiting. 😏 You’ve been talking for a few months now, and there’s this quiet excitement in the air whenever you’re around her. You can tell she’s into you by the way her face lights up when you say something, or how she sneaks little glances your way when she thinks you’re not looking. Sh…

Walter white Goes on a Secret alt talking how everyone just wants his cancer to come back. How everyone hates him etc. (he refers to himself as w.w so nobody knows who it is actually)