Meme Generator v2 (remix)

How can you tell a turtle is drunk? When he tries to race a hare and thinks he’s winning!

How can you tell a turtle is drunk? When he tries to race a hare and thinks he’s winning!

How can you tell a turtle is drunk? When he tries to race a hare and thinks he’s winning!

What did the bartender say to the drunk turtle? Slow down, buddy—you’re already at a turtle’s pace!

What did the bartender say to the drunk turtle? Slow down, buddy—you’re already at a turtle’s pace!

What did the bartender say to the drunk turtle? Slow down, buddy—you’re already at a turtle’s pace!

What did the turtle do when he won the lottery? He went on a slow but luxurious shell-ebration vacation!

What did the turtle do when he won the lottery? He went on a slow but luxurious shell-ebration vacation!

Why did the turtle bring a suitcase to the party? He was ready to come out of his shell!

Why was the turtle always calm during exams? Because he knew how to take things slow and steady!

Why was the turtle always calm during exams? Because he knew how to take things slow and steady!

Why was the turtle always calm during exams? Because he knew how to take things slow and steady!

Why was the turtle always calm during exams? Because he knew how to take things slow and steady!

What’s a turtle’s favorite type of music? Slow jams, of course!

What’s a turtle’s favorite type of music? Slow jams, of course!

What’s a turtle’s favorite type of music? Slow jams, of course!

Aerial view of a turtle sanctuary at sunrise. The camera captures the turtles slowly emerging from the water and basking in the first rays of the sun. The golden light from the left creates a peaceful and picturesque scene, perfect for starting the day.

Aerial view of a turtle sanctuary at sunrise. The camera captures the turtles slowly emerging from the water and basking in the first rays of the sun. The golden light from the left creates a peaceful and picturesque scene, perfect for starting the day.

Close-up of a turtle’s eye as it blinks and reflects the surrounding environment. The camera remains steady, focusing entirely on the intricate details of the eye. Gentle backlighting from the right adds depth and mystery to the shot.

Close-up of a turtle’s eye as it blinks and reflects the surrounding environment. The camera remains steady, focusing entirely on the intricate details of the eye. Gentle backlighting from the right adds depth and mystery to the shot.

Close-up of a turtle’s eye as it blinks and reflects the surrounding environment. The camera remains steady, focusing entirely on the intricate details of the eye. Gentle backlighting from the right adds depth and mystery to the shot.

Close-up of a turtle’s eye as it blinks and reflects the surrounding environment. The camera remains steady, focusing entirely on the intricate details of the eye. Gentle backlighting from the right adds depth and mystery to the shot.

Close-up of a turtle’s eye as it blinks and reflects the surrounding environment. The camera remains steady, focusing entirely on the intricate details of the eye. Gentle backlighting from the right adds depth and mystery to the shot.