27,209 RunsCreated on 8/17/2024, 8:56:14 PM
2 min. ago
4chan is hacked. Now whenever someone types "Taiwan", it is replaced by a copy-paste text of China gonverment warning
1 hr. ago
OP is a rapper who goes by the name The BioChemical Slang Lord. He posts a link to his album BCSL, which is a generic gangsta rap record, except whenever he talks about selling or using drugs he goes into lengthy tangents wherein he describes in vivid detail the chemical reactions caused in the brain and body. Anons post examples of his lyrics and are baffled by these tangents. [Prioritize: long thread, very long comments]
4 hr. ago
The Furry vs Anti-Furry war has been going on for years; however, 4chan had some nice manners by talking about how they can end the war by making both sides have peace among them Anti-furs in the thread realize that it wasn't the furries who started the war, it was the darkness in their hearts that started it. A furry responds to one of them and suggests ways they could have peace within them. [Prioritize: long thread, long comments]
5 hr. ago
OP is unimpressed by Anatomy of a Fall. [Prioritize: long thread, long comments]
6 hr. ago
[Prioritize: long thread, long comments] OP says that crocs are best shoes ever made and nothing will ever top them
7 hr. ago
OP is unable to achieve a regular sleep schedule because of his job, which requires him to alternate between night shifts and day shifts at irregular intervals. [Prioritize: long thread, long comments]
8 hr. ago
[Prioritize: long-thread, long-comments] Greentext: OP trained the voices in his head to remember stuff for him and give funny commentary when he's stuck in an awkward situation.
8 hr. ago
OP is suspicious of her husband's frequent and lengthy business trips. [Prioritize: long thread, long comments]
8 hr. ago
[Prioritize: long-thread, long-comments] Greentext: OP doesn't just touch grass, he smokes it!
8 hr. ago
[Prioritize: long-thread, long-comments] Greentext: OP retelling the story of why Scott Cawthon's cancelation led him to finally quit Twitter (Everyone knew he was a religious Catholic beforehand how could they act shocked with his obvious political views.).
9 hr. ago
[Prioritize: long-thread, long-comments] Greentext: OP retelling the story of why Scott Cawthon's cancelation led him to finally quit Twitter (Everyone knew he was a religious Catholic beforehand how could they act shocked with his obvious political views. OP is Jewish and even he found the dram r-slurred).
9 hr. ago
[Prioritize: long-thread, long-comments] Greentext: "Yoshke wasn't a conservative! He was totally a leftists!!" "Wait you found records of Yoshke's personal writings and thoughts that weren't attributed to him at least 50 years after the fact?" "Uhh no I'm just imposing my political beliefs onto the 5 minds of Sunday school I actually paid attention to."
9 hr. ago
[Prioritize: long-thread, long-comments] Greentext: "Yoshke wasn't a conservative! He was a leftists!!" "Wait you found records of Yoshke's personal writings and thoughts that weren't attributed to him at least 50 years after the fact?"
9 hr. ago
[Prioritize: long-thread, long-comments] Greentext: "Anti-Torahism/Anti-judaism isn't real antisemitism." "oh so the kishinev pogroms, the blood labels, and basically every single European expulsion wasn't actually antisemitic?"
9 hr. ago
[Prioritize: long-thread, long-comments] Greentext: "Being religiously antisemitic isn't real antisemitism" "oh so the kishinev pogroms, the blood labels, and basically every single European expulsion wasn't actually antisemitic?"
9 hr. ago
[Prioritize: long-thread, long-comments] Greentext: don't ever put me in a situation; double it and give it to the next person
9 hr. ago
[Prioritize: long-thread, long-comments] Greentext: OP watching WILD West movie w/ artsy gf and there's a kid called Israel (she looses her mind over an uncommon Biblical personal name use by some protestants)
9 hr. ago
[Prioritize: long-thread, long-comments] Greentext: OP watching WILD West movie w/ artsy gf and there's a kid called Israel (she looses her mind over an uncommon Biblical personal name use by some protestants)
9 hr. ago
[Prioritize: long-thread, long-comments] Greentext: OP watching WILD West movie w/ artsy gf and there's a kid called Israel (she looses her mind)
9 hr. ago
[Prioritize: long-thread, long-comments] Greentext: FMAB but Tintin is Ed Elric's older brother.
9 hr. ago
[Prioritize: long-thread, long-comments] Greentext: Tintin bit he's Ed Elric's older brother.
9 hr. ago
Greentext: Stu Macher trying to be meta and yell out meta shit in the Monsters Inc universe, says a bunch of shit then gets the fuck out using a tempad (matthew lillard is also watching, and he says to matthew lillard at the camera, "you become the meta you who watches the mega you" whatever the fuck that means) (One reply jokes that this is how Billy Loomis realizes he regrets working with Stu Macher)
9 hr. ago
Greentext: Stu Macher trying to be meta and yell out meta shit in the Monsters Inc universe, says a bunch of shit then gets the fuck out using a tempad (matthew lillard is also watching, and he says to matthew lillard at the camera, "you become the meta you who watches the mega you" whatever the fuck that means) (Some Replies focus on that last thing Stu said to Matthew Lillard)
10 hr. ago
Greentext: Stu Macher trying to be meta and yell out meta shit in the Monsters Inc universe, says a bunch of shit then gets the fuck out using a tempad (matthew lillard is also watching, and he says to matthew lillard at the camera, "you become the meta you who watches the mega you" whatever the fuck that means) (Some Replies focus on that last thing Stu said to Matthew Lillard)
10 hr. ago
Greentext: Stu Macher trying to be meta and yell out meta shit in the Monsters Inc universe, says a bunch of shit then gets the fuck out using a tempad (matthew lillard is also watching, and he says to matthew lillard at the camera, "you become the meta you who watches the mega you" whatever the fuck that means)
10 hr. ago
[Prioritize: long-thread, long-comments] Greentext: Nick Fuentes plays thru the entire TRTF saga (including the incomplete demos for TRTF 5 as well as reading "the Dreadful Truth."
10 hr. ago
[Prioritize: long-thread, long-comments] Greentext: Hasan Piker plays thru the entire TRTF saga (including the incomplete demos for TRTF 5 as well as reading "the Dreadful Truth."
10 hr. ago
OP says simply "For the first time in my life I am proud...to show this speed. It means I am Ishowspeed. I am Darren Watkins Jr." (/b/ immediately recognizes this as a reference to Deadpool and Wolverine from 2024 and that this is a Marvelization joke but they find the joke so fucking stupid to laugh at they are mumbling fuck this post or we are not fucking laughing at this fuck off, because some of them deep down found that so stupid it caused a chuckle and some are trying so hard not to laugh)
10 hr. ago
[Prioritize: long-thread, long-comments] Greentext: OP is listening to Dragula by Rob Zombie and is wondering why "conquering the worm" always goes so hard especially in the Hot Rod Herman remix.
11 hr. ago
OP says simply "For the first time in my life I am proud...to show this speed. It means I am Ishowspeed. I am Darren Watkins Jr." (/b/ immediately recognizes this as a reference to Deadpool and Wolverine from 2024 and that this is a Marvelization joke but they find the joke so fucking stupid to laugh at they are mumbling fuck this post or we are not fucking laughing at this fuck off, because some of them deep down found that so stupid it caused a chuckle and some are trying so hard not to laugh)
11 hr. ago
OP says simply "For the first time in my life I am proud...to show this speed. It means I am Ishowspeed. I am Darren Watkins Jr." (/b/ immediately recognizes this as a reference to Deadpool and Wolverine from 2024 and that this is a Marvelization joke but they find the joke so fucking stupid to laugh at they are mumbling fuck this post or we are not fucking laughing at this fuck off, because some of them deep down found that so stupid it caused a chuckle and some are trying so hard not to laugh)
12 hr. ago
OP says simply "For the first time in my life I am proud...to show this speed. It means I am Ishowspeed. I am Darren Watkins Jr." (/b/ immediately recognizes this as a reference to Deadpool and Wolverine from 2024 and that this is a Marvelization joke but they find the joke so fucking stupid to laugh at they are mumbling fuck this post or we are not fucking laughing at this fuck off, because some of them deep down found that so stupid it caused a chuckle and some are trying so hard not to laugh)
12 hr. ago
OP says simply "For the first time in my life I am proud...to show this speed. It means I am Ishowspeed. I am Darren Watkins Jr." (/b/ immediately recognizes this as a reference to Deadpool and Wolverine from 2024 and that this is a Marvelization joke but they find the joke so fucking stupid to laugh at they are mumbling fuck this post or we are not fucking laughing at this fuck off, because some of them deep down found that so stupid it caused a chuckle and some are trying so hard not to laugh)
12 hr. ago
OP says simply "For the first time in my life I am proud...to show this speed. It means I am Ishowspeed. I am Darren Watkins Jr." (/b/ immediately recognizes this as a reference to Deadpool and Wolverine from 2024 and that this is a Marvelization joke but they find the joke so fucking stupid to laugh at they are mumbling fuck this post or we are not fucking laughing at this fuck off, because some of them deep down found that so stupid it caused a chuckle)
12 hr. ago
OP says simply "For the first time in my life I am proud...to show this speed. It means I am Ishowspeed. I am Darren Watkins Jr." (/b/ immediately recognizes this as a reference to Deadpool and Wolverine from 2024 and that this is a Marvelization joke but they find the joke so fucking stupid to laugh at they are mumbling fuck this post jesus christ or im not gonna laugh at this post fuck off, because some of them deep down found that cringy and funny)
12 hr. ago
OP says simply "For the first time in my life I am proud...to show this speed. It means I am Ishowspeed. I am Darren Watkins Jr." (/b/ immediately recognizes this as a reference to Deadpool and Wolverine from 2024 and that this is a Marvelization joke but they find the joke so fucking stupid to laugh at they are mumbling fuck this post jesus christ or im not gonna laugh at this post fuck off, because some of them deep down found that cringy and funny)
12 hr. ago
OP says simply "For the first time in my life I am proud...to show this speed. It means I am Ishowspeed. I am Darren Watkins Jr." (/b/ immediately recognizes this as a reference to Deadpool and Wolverine from 2024 and that this is a Marvelization joke but they find the joke so fucking stupid to laugh at they are mumbling fuck this post jesus christ)