14,802 Runs

11 min. ago
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Vito Spatafore as Wolverine greentext
16 min. ago
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greentext: If Bethesda made Mortal Kombat
17 min. ago
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Scientists have dubbed the extinguishing of space stars the "degenerate era", /x/ reacts and says that theyre enlightened to be referenced
38 min. ago
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OP has puppies and named them temporarily after 4chan boards, they wont be named that anymore after adoption
42 min. ago
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Scientists have dubbed the extinguishing of space stars the "degenerate era", /x/ reacts
45 min. ago
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Greentext: They are putting everyone in the MCU at this point (Non-Marvel characters are now appearing in 2d, 3d, or real life form in the MCU (for the first time when the replies have a conspiracy nut, when he says wake up sheeple this is a representation of disney spreading its influence everywhere they dont disagree with him on anything about that)
46 min. ago
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Greentext: They are putting everyone in the MCU at this point (Non-Marvel characters are now appearing in 2d, 3d, or real life form in the MCU (for the first time when the replies have a conspiracy nut, when he says that this is a representation of disney spreading its influence everywhere they dont disagree with him on anything about that)
47 min. ago
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Greentext: They are putting everyone in the MCU at this point (Non-Marvel characters are now appearing in 2d, 3d, or real life form in the MCU (for the first time when the replies have a conspiracy nut, they dont disagree with him on anything)
50 min. ago
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Sailor Moon new installment will helm Jenna Ortega to voice villain in dub (much like Giancarlo Esposito in Cyberpunk: Edgerunnersl, OP posts article url and excerpt (/a/)
1 hr. ago
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New department in US govermnent, department of government efficiency (DOGE)
1 hr. ago
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[Prioritize: Long-thread] Greentext: All-American Rejects but surprise! They collab with Eminem.
1 hr. ago
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[Prioritize: Long-thread] Greentext: "i have a bad feeling about this" "you better come take a look at this" "we've got company" "he's right behind me isn't he?" "we can either do this the easy way or the hard way" "i wouldn't do that if i were you" "what's the worst that could happen?"
1 hr. ago
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[Prioritize: Long-thread] Greentext: POV: Chell escapes Aperture but... (the world is being ruled by the Combine from HL2)
1 hr. ago
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[Prioritize: Long-thread] Greentext: POV: Chell escapes Aperture but...
2 hr. ago
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linguistic schizophrenic theories
2 hr. ago
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Bojack Horseman is Wayyy better than Rick and Morty
2 hr. ago
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Todd Chavez From Bojack Definitely Used 4Chan alot
2 hr. ago
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Bojack Horseman Is The Best Animated show.
8 hr. ago
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[Prioritize: Long-thread] Greentext: The year is 2006. OP is a big fan of Bionicle. Thanks to his knowledge of Maori (Mata Nui meaning Big Face, etc.), knowledge of Christian Faber's cancer (he takes pills that look like Toa Canisters), the two suns "closing their eyes" and given the general layout of the Matoran universe, OP figures out 3 years in advance that the Matoran universe is inside a massive robot body.
9 hr. ago
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[Prioritize: Long-thread] Greentext: In a joint concert between Slipknot and Linkin Park, Eminem makes a surprise appearance.
9 hr. ago
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[Prioritize: Long-thread] Greentext: AH where the Assyrians conquered from Spain to Korea, and conquered both sides of the African coast as far as the. Congo.
11 hr. ago
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[Prioritize: Long-thread] Greentext: *inside monke brain* mind = blown
11 hr. ago
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[Prioritize: Long-thread] Greentext: OP wants to commit war crimes after reading up about the Murder of Junko Furuta.
11 hr. ago
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[Prioritize: Long-thread] Greentext: OP goes full on Joker mode after reading up about the Murder of Junko Furuta.
11 hr. ago
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In keeping with their new image of conformity, RATM have rewritten Killing In the Name. The refrain now goes "Thank you, I will do what you tell me". [Prioritize: long thread, very long comments]
11 hr. ago
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OP's wife got a new higher-paying job and started making significantly more money than him. He is worried that he is now a low value male and she will leave him for a wealthy Chad. [Prioritize: long thread, very long comments]
11 hr. ago
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OP is an aspiring rapper who goes by the name Violent Thug. He posts a link to his soundcloud and asks for feedback. His rhymes are 90s horrorcore trying way too hard to be edgy. Anons roast him accordingly. [Prioritize: long thread, very long comments]
16 hr. ago
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OP just watched A Streetcar Named Desire and claims that all of Blanche's actions were 100% justified. [Prioritize: long thread, very long comments]
16 hr. ago
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OP just watched A Streetcar Named Desire and claims that all of Stanley's actions were 100% justified. [Prioritize: long thread, very long comments]
16 hr. ago
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Furry Kamala Harris hyena
17 hr. ago
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OP had just checked his youtube feed and since Pewdiepie has drawn for 365 days and tiktok/twitter wasn't happy about it, he is thinking that it might make him sound like an arrogant person but "they kinda believe it's a bad day to be an artist because of his improvement"
19 hr. ago
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Burj Khalifa is renamed to Goggins Khalifa
19 hr. ago
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[Prioritize: Long-thread] OP realizes the super far-right party in his country literally wants to print a morbillion euros and send the economy into a downward spiral so hard they will be looking like India. All that to own the EU, neoliberalism and the capitalists.
yesterday
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[Prioritize: Long-thread] FNaF to Adeptus Mechanicus pipeline
yesterday
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[Prioritize: Long-thread] After realizing that possessing an animatronic means immortality and bring able to give yourself upgrades, OP has an Adeptus Mechanicus moment.
yesterday
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[Prioritize: Long-thread] Greentext: Step 1: get killed by childhood murderer. Step 2: possess nearby animatronic and thereby achieve practical immortality. Step 3: wander the nation raiding shops and stores for robotics parts and weapons and upgrade your metallic "prison." Step 4: ??? Step 5: overthrow the government Step 6: conquer the world. Step 7: profit. Don't let your metallic prison be skin-deep. Control it. Be it's master.
yesterday
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[Prioritize: Long-thread] Greentext: If the Piraka kidnapped All-American Rejects, what was the Bush Administration doing about it?
yesterday
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Ralph Cifaretto the time traveler greentext unhinged, yells at Cleopatra "IM A MADE GUY"
yesterday
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Ralph Cifaretto the time traveler greentext unhinged
yesterday
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OP tells the story of how he got redpilled by a big mac
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